German

Two posts in one day will not happen often. Learning curve is taking over. Have to find out what I can do with all the bells and whistles!

I have lived in Germany for quite a while. When I first got here, I took language classes. I participated in after school classes, college classes, private tutoring, etc. It did not take. I can read it, especially restaurant menus, cooking books, and shop signs. I cannot get anything that sounds sensible to come out of my mouth. The look of horror on faces when I try is enough to not open my mouth.

I have a solution to my lack of German when introduced to a person for the first time. I go to the states twice a year: in the summer and at Christmas. When introduced, I am usually am asked how long I have been in Germany. My answer is always since the last time I flew in. They are usually impressed with my German then.

The downside is that if they get to know me they learn that it is not true. But by then they have heard enough of my German to want to speak English to me!